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Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and would not be allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam required them to fill in the blanks.
The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________."
Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer, but he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.
Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny, what's the answer to the last question?"
Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."
He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
Doctor's Poker Game
A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.
"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.
As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"
"Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, three doctors are there already!"
- Mood:
amused
Teacher and students.....
I duno what is he trying to imply.......
Kinda OBSCENE......
- Location:Study Room
- Mood:
chipper - Music:Girls Aloud - Sexy! No No No
Your Personality at 35,000 Says... |
 Deep down, you prefer spending time alone to spending time with others. You enjoy thinking more than talking. You are good with your place in the world. You are confident and comfortable with who you are. Your gift is relating to other people. You don't hide from your own emotions, and you are good at drawing other people out. You are inspired by great thinkers and heroes. You find human accomplishment riveting. It's very easy for you to feel happy. You can find peace with any situation. |
What Your Taste in Chocolate Says About You |
 You are sophisticated, modern, and high class. Your taste is refined, but you are not picky. You are often the first to try something new. You are fun loving, outgoing, and very social. You love meeting new people and celebrating. You can be a bit of a fair weather friend. You don't like bad news or drama. You love being around people. Friendships are important to you. You feel lost when you're by yourself... so you tend to avoid being alone. |
You Should Live in the Suburbs |
 Like many people, you like the city - but you don't want to live in it. For you, the suburbs is the perfect compromise. You can enjoy the city as much as you want, but you have a quiet, safe neighborhood to come home to. |
What Your Front Door Says |
 You have simple tastes. You like the classic basics, especially when they're done well. Lots of space in your life is very important. You don't like physical or mental clutter. |
The Keys to Your Life |
 Anything good in your life comes from sharing and selflessness. You cooperate and contribute beautifully. And all your giving eventually comes back to you. Anything bad in your life comes from other people trying to bring you down. Others often see you as a threat, and there are some people who are jealous of all your strengths. |
- Mood:
crappy - Music:Vivaldi - Four Seasons
We'll always remember and miss u..
- Mood:
sad
Yo guys and gals.... Juz got to know from Dato K that Monopoly is having an 'election' to vote top 20 cities to be put into it's new World Edition.
According to him, last week KL was at 9th spot, but has since been the 50th slot. So, if u wanna see KL in the square board, please cast ur vote now! 25 days left!!!!!
Gosh, even our Malaysia having election soon.... May those useless bastards stripped from their post and authority!!!
Ok, back to the Monopoly... All you have to do is to go http://www.hasbro.com/games/kid-games/mo
Happy Voting!!!!
wah!!! they even have Family Guy Edition!!!!!! OMG....
After exactly 1 week, she's much better now. In fact, she gained energy to actually throw her temper!!!!
Nope, she din't show it when I was around. But my aunt told me she wanted to take off the IV needle from her arms and the oxygen mask off cause it's irritating and she feel it's not necessary as she said "I'm already recovered."
The doctor said her heart is quite weak, thus all her future medication must be mild.
Ops, gonna fetch my mum from the hospital now....
Thanks for everyone who showed your concern. We appreciate it!!!
- Mood:
relaxed
Not until now.......
My grandma was and still in ICU. On last Friday (25th Jan 2008), she complained of breathing difficulty in the middle of the night. And there is only one tiny clinic in Fraser Hill. While the doctor checked her during the early morning, her condition got worse, prompting the doc to 'dummon' an ambulans to rush her down to Raub Hospital.
On Friday itself, most of my aunts and uncles were in Raub. My parents went there in the evening after work. I wanted to go, but I stayed back due to assignment and some oterh matters. I only manage to update myself by constantly ringing up my parents or relatives.
Initially, she got better. But it worsen again on Saturday. My aunts took turn to look after her. And on Monday (28th Jan 2008), we decided it's better for a specialist to look at her condition.
We called Dr Beh from HeartScan Malaysia in Bangsar (he is the one who check on my grandma every month.. a Heart Specialist). I heard he did most of the checking on my grandma himself. On that day itself, she got admitted into ICU in Pantai Medical Central. Which I later found out me and my bro was borned there as well.
I was there yesterday to see her.... But I could not as the doctor advise us to let her rest as she has not sleep for almsot 2 nights. And today, after my class, I went there and for the first time almost 1 week, I manage to see her.
Steppin into the ICU, my heart and mind was , well, all fine. In fact, I was not really worry about her condition, because I know she'll be fine. Then i walked into ICU ward no.103.
And oh my.... She looked sooo old. She has oxygen mask and thsoe IV needle on her hand. I could hardly recognize her.... She saw me coming.... I know she wanted to talk to me but her breath won't allow her to speak much. Then she said to me:"Hello JS... nice to see you.. I tot I have gone.."
And I immediately told her: "Don't say that. It's nothing big deal with your sickness. Just small matter and it's recovering already. Besides, today's technology and expertise is so advance."..... Then I massaged her leg.... Imagine lying there for 3 days to nights without moving.
I wanted to talk more.... But I refrain from doing so as she seems like catching her breath. She looked sleepy and tired as well. So my aunt keep comforting her and ask her to rest. Then I took the opportunity to look around the room for the medical equiptments.... Most of them are Siemens brand. And I saw this oxygen going through a tube of sterile water before being fed to my grandma...Maybe to allow some moisture?
And then there is this equiptment which get realtime feedback on blood pressure, heartpace and breathing level. Saw some glucose liquid, and many more stuffs.. While checking on those liquids and tools and equiptment to understand or firgure what they does, I was glad I was actually in the science stream. LOL
After spending like 10minutes, I went out so that my other relatives can go in. Then after the visiting hours are over, we all sat down and talked. Then my uncle said she told him to discharge her to go home and just get those medication from doc so that we can save on the fees. And she keep on telling us not to visit her so often as we have works to do. Deep inside us, we know that she wanted us to be around her, just that she don't want to trouble us.
And she told the nurse she has how many children... how many grandchildren and so on.. Lol....
A strong willed, stuborn and caring mother, and a soft hearted, pampering grandma, she looked after me since I was born, until the age of 12 in Fraser Hill. Then I have no choice but to come to KL as there is no secondary school there. And I was the closest grandchildren with her. And in fact, I was and still is her Golden Cucu.... hehehe..
And looking at her, suffering now.. I just wish I could do more than massaging her leg or talk to her or accompany her. If only I am a doctor, a specialist......
Just for the info, if conditions permit, she will be discharged from ICU to normal ward tomorrow. And I hope she would recover from this illness.
- Location:Study Room
- Mood:
uncomfortable
Finally.. The long awaited day of January arrived! Actually someone really wanted to makan at this Teapot Cafe, and she kept asking me to have a makan session there one day.. But unfortunately, niat tidak kesampaian.. Sad...
Anyway, due to some delay, we decided to tumpang Yu Da's fairlady(white Vios) there. Instead of using the usual Federal Highway or Old Klang Road, he took the Kesas way.... Damn far wei!!!! And we were caught in this freaking jam, all becoz of a WAJA broke down in a 2 lanes highway.. wtf...
And again, because of my wrong direction, instead of turning at this turnoff, we took a turn before it.. Since it's all One Way Street, it resulted another 10mins of delay due to turnign here and there.. And just when i tot we're gonna reach d, Yu Da din manage to turn in the turnoff... This time he took the turn after it.. OMG!!!!! And it was already 8.45pm. Yu Da told us he dun think he'll join us as he have this appointment for wayang in Mid Valley.... Sorry Yu Da.. Ampun Tuanku....All my fault...
Shen Yong and Qiao Ru was already there. It was just me, Baboon and Shawn... Oh yea, Shawn is my best buddy in Metropolitan... Of course beside few more la... And Yuen arrived soon with his car load of people (Foong Sze and MengQ).
As not everyone knows everyone yet, they were busy intro themselves to those new kawan..... Thinking about it, there's actually 3 groups of frens there.. High School, Taylors and Metropolitan. And the world is actually smaller than it seems, with some of them actually 'knows' frens of the others.. LOL.
Then. it was ordering process... And boy oh boy, Baboon ordered so many dishes... namely Tuna roll, Tuna sandwiches, Scones and his main course : Fish n Chip. The scones is nice... especially with the yummy fattening cream...
Lonely Tuna Roll.................... Scones
Garden Salad........Chicken Kiev
MengO said he wanted to keep fit, showing us hie double spare tyres..... He ordered the salad only... But in the end, he actualyl wallop 1/4 Chicken Kiev and almost half of the Steak Pie....wtf.. And those out there who saw him got 'drunked' by drinking 1 can of diet coke (Poker in Shah's) or 1 jar of ice blended Ribena (Murni's outing), he actualyl got 'drunked' by just 1 glass of PLAIN H2O (water)!!!!! He got real high.. and jokes a lot.. LOL..
Qiao Ru was as if 'wearing' the pillow case huh?? LOL
Mengo was like"Do u think this is gay??" I totally agreed with it... While Shawn said it's cool... wtf.. Sze and Ru 'admiring' it..
Group Pic....
With only one car to balik Seri Petaling (Shen Yong and Qiao Ru in 1 car.... ), Me, Baboon, MengQ, Shawn and Foong Sze have to squeeze into Yuen's car... And we have this kawan who made 1 of his 'ultimate sacrifices'......
Don't get it????
This might help u..
- Location:Study Room
- Mood:
enthralled - Music:That That - Rule The World
You Are a Total Brainiac |
 You're amazingly brilliant. Some would even say genius. You're curious, thoughtful, analytical, and confident. You take on difficult subjects because you want to... not because you have to. No field of knowledge is too complicated or intimidating for you. You've got the brains to do anything you want. It's possible you end up doing everything you want. |
You Communicate With Your Ears |
 You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker. What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions. You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself. Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your iPod. |
You Had a Fantastic Year! |
 Compared to most years, last year was definitely great. Overall, you're living a much better life than you were twelve months ago. And nothing is a better mark of a good year. Here's to hoping next year is even better! |
You Are Noon |
 You are upbeat, ambitious, and never at loss for energy. You have a lot that drives you in life. The desire to be the best, and a secret hope of fame and power. And while you definitely have a Type A personality, you are still fun to be around. You have a ton of charisma and a genuine interest in others. You are adored by many. |
For 2nd night in a roll, we went to Shah's place at night to hang out. After all, Shah's is alone at home and we're trying to prevent him to do something 'bad'. LOL!
While preparing to go to fetch Mengo, suddenly Kwan yee called and said : "JS, I think u better go straight to Shah's place la.....". I was like why??? And he replied in a angry tone:" Niamak.. U know hor, Juz now i went to find liquor, and when I come back da time, all my fren hilang d... CB MCH &(*%$@%)*@)!&)@)*@..." LOL!
Anyway, KY meet me in Bkt Jalil LRT, and after which, Mengo is fetched.. or rather, he hiked my car....
Instead of coming in da truck, he jumped onto da back of it. All the way to The Store..... wtf.. Of course, I gave him some bumpy presents.... Hehe..
End up in The Store to get some beer and Cock coke for Shah and poker cards. And for ur info, cashier in The Store sux big time!!! Seriously... If it takes carrefour cashier 2 mins to kao dim, u'll be waiting for more than 5 mins in The Store for ur stuffs to clear da counter. And the 'Kaunter Ekpress' is just for show. We wasted 20mins queing, and I got scolding by Shah..... Sori la macha....
Finally, we're in Shah's place..... Went straight to da dining table, and our drinks are being cooled in the freezer. Me and KY wanting to start playing poker, and to or dismay, Shah dun play poker, so is Mengo... wtf.... After some pursuasion, Mengo finally agreed to join.....
And Shah couldn't bother less....
Kwan Yee start by giving us some lesson..
I 'invested' RM1, and Mengo started with RM0.10... And Kwan Yee certainly does not appreciate it...
Suddenly, Kwan Yee show off his ring tone.....And Mengo got aroused.. HAHAH jk jk..
And Mengo got 'drunked' after 1 can of Diet Coke... I don't get it, why Diet coke? As if u're fat......
- Mood:
sleepy - Music:Timbaland Feat One Republic - Apologize.
Christmas.....X'mas... Hari Natal.. Whatever language u call it, wherever u celebrate it, it bring the same theme and atmosphere.... Snowy the Snowman, Pine Trees, family and friends getting together, sweet, hippy and happy X'mas carols, and of course, lots and lots of prezzies!!!!.
X'mas is sooo different...I mean, you don't get that kinda feel during Hari Raya, or Chinese New Year, or Deepavali. It is because those western films had effected out mind with all thsoe glamour, sweet, sexy and romantic stuffs going on during Xmas? (Even Japenese or Korean does tat now!).
Is it because we stay in so close to the equator, snows and pines etc becomes soooo special and catch our attention?
Or rather, in the multiracial society, it's a celebration where people from different races and skin colours can participate without feeling awkward or being jeered on?
I Love X'mas. I was in love with X'mas, Santa, the reindeers, the snow, the pines... EVERYTHING! And the best part is, u can actually celebrate some significant events like anniversary, birthday, milestones etc of someone you love and cared. Yea... I suggest that the next time you get a bf/gf, get someone who is born during Xmas, and proposr whatever u want on X'mas itself! So instead of buying a few gifts to ur bf/gf in 1 year, u can actually 'concentrate' all ur $$$$ of the few presents and get a BIG, nice one to him/her. Or, if u're really cheap, u can just buy the normal one gift and save the rest of ur $$$ elseway.
But now...... I just hate X'mas.... ok.. I hated it for the past few years, but now.. I don't get the feel of X'mas anymore. Everytime I think of X'mas, I feel like, I'm alone in the snowy field at night, accompanied only by the moonlight. Yes, friends and family does celebrate with me but, the feel is no more there. Sometimes, memories and events can either motivates you or just haunt you forever.
Maybe one day, X'mas will be colourful and loud and cheerful again. But now, it's a just a black and white X'mas.
Anyway, to everybody out there.. MERRY X'mas.....
- Location:Study Room
- Mood:
nostalgic - Music:12 Girls Band - Forbidden City
Phew... what a day... thought can end it with a nice dinner with frens.. In the end, I have to go home and make myself sandwiches.
What can I say about today??? Hrm... Watched The Kingdom at 2.35pm. Mengo reach half way through da movie with his late-arriving-KTM. The movie is quite good.....
And of course, there is this gentleman who can't come because of some last minute mum-calling thingy. Wasted RM23 for tickets (the Kingdom and Hitman). Luckily can get back RM10, thanks to Mengo going around to ask if anyone wanted to buy da Hitman ticket. Lol... It took him less than 2 minutes, and he got a 'customer' after asking da 3rd person!
Mengo: Eh, what la u.. like tat also wan to take...
asking his 2nd customer....
his 3rd customer... and voila!
Mengo to Mazuki : This is the length of .... LOL.. jk jk...
Then, Hitman....
Not really a good one.. Storyline tak cantik..... And quite confusing at times...... But after watching it, I feel like playing the Hitman game!!!! Played Hitman and Hitman 2... Haven try the Hitman:Blood Money yet..... Gonna try it soon! LOL..
- Mood:
moody - Music:Bow Wow feat Omarion - Girlfriend
Today should be considered one of the worse day in my life... yeap.....
I don't know what others think about me, but I know what most of u guys think about me.... A rich basket who is useless, stupid, rude, arrogant and a guy without a future...
Let me tell u, if I am rich, i would be enjoying my ass in universities in Hawaii or UK or Europe.... If I am rich, every outings will be in restaurants instead of mamak, and If i am rich, a lot of those ppl with sorry asses would be DEAD! So pray that I won't be rich ok?
Talking about rich... I would rate myself as slightly above average.... U wan rich buggers, go Sunway Uni Col, go Taylors... or go SM Damansara or WMS or even Sri KL...U can find a lot there..... For me, HOW RICH U ARE IS NOT JUDGED BY HOW MUCH ASSETS OR WEALTH U HAVE, BUT WAT'S IN UR MIND AND HEART.
Upon hearing, I must be among da poorest in the world d right? Yea, think about wat u guys wan ler....
I really appreciate it if u guys could enlight me on this matters:
1. People always used me.. strangers, friends, even close friends. They say a fren in need is a fren indeed... I say a fren who use other fren is a sucker indeed. So they think that I am good to be used huh? From like fetching them round to lending money, and from asking help in studies to helping them to clean up da messes they made? Ok, 1st thing 1st... I don't mind fetching ok. I DON'T MIND at all! But please be resonable, they're like having car or cars and valid driving licences, and yet giving excuses like tired la, cannot drive la, leg pain la... One or twice ok ler.. But this is like everytime... Hey u there, I think almost everyone know u're good in using other ppl.. Yeap, when u need help in something in studies or something, u'll be treating us damn good, even doing something which is out of imagination. But when u dun need us, u dun even give a slightest damn about us.... U know wat.... FxCK U... U think this world is all about the survival of the fittest? NO! Being the fittest is not how good are u in using others u moron! Maybe becoz U're working now and people are eating each other, so what! Those people are competitors, ur damn collegues.... We're friends.... Friend do not use each others, Friends helped each others and wtach each others back! Oh, no only U, there are more people like U...... Maybe u should start ur own Club of Parasites or Legion of The Suckers...
2. People are sooo fxxcked up nowadays, they dun even borther to say thanks or sorry.... Nvm nvm, the world has changed. Guys can now slap gals in public, people rob and rape in broad daylight, gals molest and rape guys.....
But...............That's not all! They will backstab you, and twist and turn da facts, and make u looked like a monster! Yeap, tat's da truth..... For example, u waited someone for hours, and they cancel da shit. And instead of apologize, they tell others that u waited them at da wrong place, u gave them the wrong timing... bla bla..... Even on the balance on wrong, they could easily outweight you! Those are the people that should join the corrupt politican party... If u know wat i mean.
3. Last but not least, P.L.A.N.N.I.N.G... Yea, I am the major event planner and party planner, without earning any anything.. Oh wait, I do earn something.... Anger, boredom, frustration, silly accusaion etc etc etc...
I dare to say, IF i was not the one planning all the shits, I am sure most of them are either strangers to each others, or maybe will meet in hell after their death.
It's not that I enjoy planning.. Well, actually I do enjoy planning, that was the time when all of us are still innocent, happy frens without anything to worry nor keeping da monster or dracula in da closet. Now? HAH!!!! Just look at it la..... Plan everythign nice nice d, they 1 by 1 all da silly reasons will come out for not able to make it.
As I mentioned earlier, after the gathering, or few years down the road, they will not care those good, well planned outings. Just like a black dot on a whiteboard, they'll remember those fxxked up plans, and the planner. Ops, it's me isn't it? GREAT.........
And when plans turned sour, in order to keep on the friendship and to take care the feelings of others, I'll have to bear da blunt of financial and emotional insults.....
Don't think I am not a considerate person nor a ruthless one. Other than looking after for each others, it's important for friends to tolerate each others. I understand human do make mistakes, but then the mistakes are repeated again and again and again and again and again............. That is not mistake, tat's ur attitude! And like a chess game, I've let them move too many steps and close one eye on 'edible' chances, now what I have left is A king, a castle and a bishop....
There is no sorry when they make mistakes, nor a thank you or a hint of grantfulness when u-know-wat. Sometimes, when u plan something for that someone, and the someone just dun give a damn about the planning and just walk out of the plan like that. U have no idea how many people got frust and hurted by it. And they just don't care, because no one asked ME to plan it..... It's like electing a government, and it goes corrupt and they say:" So what? I don't give a damn..... It was u guys who elect me.. Not that I wanted to do it.." Watever...... And guess wat, I kena again....
Look, I am a person who accept defeat and mistake. If I've done something wrong, u can f me however u wanted to. But if for no reason u accuse me or scold me, especially saying that I am wrong when I was the only one doing the right thing, there is where I hate it the most. I am a person who treasure friendship a lot, maybe in a wrong way, which u guys perceive that I'm cheapo or stupid.
Don't come and tell me that U kena from other frens or ppl all the time and u hate them. U hate their attitude and stuffs.....Then they will convince u that they are not like others, they're much much better than them.. They appreciate you bla bla... TALK COCK...... Then i can say I'll make the whole world a safer and nice place to stay, and I will intro to them those super hot guys and gals.....
In the end of the day, they will make sure they're right am i am wrong....they will be the king and queen, and i'll be the slave... They are the innocent and I am guilty. They're da angels and i am the devil.
All in the name of
If u guys think that I am not belong to ur circle of friends, or not suitable for u, or think that I'm just a cheap fxck, tell me straight away. So that I don't need to face ur fake pricks and sluts faces.
So..try to BE IN MY SHOE.
- Mood: angry
- Music:Nat King Cole - Embraceable You
“Hey, brake awak sudah pecah, minyak keluar (your brake is broken and oil is coming out)!” Normally, a warning like that from another motorist would alarm you and you would immediately stop and jump out to look. But these days, that’s not such a wise idea, even if you are worried about the brakes leaking. This is because one of the tactics of robbers now is to use that warning to make you stop and get down – as this writer discovered this afternoon. Fortunately, however, I am not an average motorist who doesn’t know a lot about cars and whose first two thoughts were: “brake leaking… why didn’t the warning light come on?” and “two guys on a motorbike… be careful!”.
Fortunately, the second thought made me hesitate about getting down and in fact, even when they (two Indians on a motorbike) drew alongside me in the jam along Jalan Syed Putra, Kuala Lumpur, I only wound down the window a bit to ask them what they were saying. As I stopped the car, I was still thinking about the absence of a warning light which would normally come on because a leak will drop the brake fluid level and the sensor (which most cars have) will pick it up.
As I pulled over, the two guys stopped their motorcycle in front of me and the tall pillion rider got down (which also struck me as suspicious because most people usually shout a warning and then go off). It could be that because they were both wearing dark blue shirts with a Shell logo, they expected that unsuspecting motorists would let their guard down thinking they were mechanics. Anyway as the tall guy was getting down, I noticed that in his hand was a small container (like an Eye-mo bottle) and that immediately stopped me from getting out. I immediately drove off and kept an eye in the mirror but didn’t see them following me.
I drove on looking for a spot with plenty of people so that I could check on the front wheel and turned into the carpark at Muzium Negara. I was still alert for the possibility that they followed me so I quickly ran to the front to check – no oil, nothing visibly wrong – and as I rushed back to the door, around the corner they came! I jumped in and they did a u-turn and went off.
So be alert for this tactic which may be a new one. They may not want to hijack the car and probably just want to steal things and that container may have soapy water or something that can burn your eyes and as you are blinded, they open the doors and steal whatever they can find. So whatever you do, don’t get down and don’t stop further along thinking it is safe. If it is a brake problem, just drive carefully till you get to somewhere that has security guards nearby. And it is best not to head straight for home because you never know if they may still be following you, determined to rob you (hopefully, you were an unlucky random choice).
While on the subject of modus operandi, as the police have warned, be alert when you are rammed from behind and don’t get down. Drive to a police station to make your report – you are not committing an offence if no one has been injured and you can tell the police you were suspicious of the car that rammed you. Also, do not think that if there is just one person in the car that rammed you, it is safe because there have been reported cases where another car comes up and stops ahead and two guys get out with parangs and do their nasty things. You also need to be alert for the possibility that if you are talking to one of them one one side from inside the car, it is not safe because the others can smash the glass on the other side and grab you.
Sadly, it’s a dangerous world we live in these days and being alert and staying calm enough to be able to recognise danger signs is critical.
- Mood:
curious
YESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally, exam is over.. yea yea.....
Slept at 2am and woke up at 5am to study for almost 4 days in a roll!!!! All last minute study.. I hate myself...
Finishing this semester meaning 2 things... GO FOR TRAVELLING!!!!!! and begin my full scale attack on Kemuning Utama useless people and the corrupted u-know-who-leading-Msia.
This is what i found form the Malaysia Today, by of course the infamous Raja Petra:
"Now, note the difference between the two reports.
The Sun headlines: Suhakam probes Batu Buruk shooting
The Star headlines: Inquiry into Batu Buruk riot
While The Sun says that Suhakam wants to probe the shooting, The Star suggests that Suhakam wants to probe the riot. This means two different things and is clearly aimed at painting a negative picture of what happened -- meaning of course negative for BERSIH.
The Sun: Suhakam has initiated a public inquiry into the discharge of firearms.
The Star: Suhakam will hold a public inquiry into allegations about the use of live ammunition.
The Sun says that ‘Suhakam will probe the discharge of firearms’, which means it did happen. The Star says that Suhakam will probe the ‘allegations about the use of live ammunition’, which means it may not have happened at all. The Sun suggests that it did happen so they want to know how and why it happened. The Star suggests that the probe will be about whether it did or did not happen.
The Sun also said:
“This inquiry is solely on the use of firearms on that day and not the assembly itself. Suhakam views the usage of live ammunition at a public assembly with great concern. If there is no justification for the use of live ammunition, then it is a very serious issue. Since we found no court proceedings pending on this issue, we decided on Monday (Nov 12) at the commission’s meeting to pursue it.”
But The Star only said this:
“Suhakam, therefore, found the necessity for a public inquiry to ascertain whether the use of live ammunition by the police during the riot was justified.”
The Sun says that Suhakam is not interested in talking about the assembly but only about the shooting. The Star uses a different quote from that of The Sun and instead gives the impression that Suhakam want to find out whether the use of live ammunition was ‘justified’.
Two newspapers, each saying different things, and both are ‘government-controlled’ news organs mind you -- even though Umno has accused The Sun of being too much ‘pro-opposition’. But there is one difference between the two -- one, The Sun, is private-owned while the other, The Star, is MCA-owned.
This is not the first time The Star has distorted the news. One day before the 30 October 2007 Conference of Rulers, The Star reported that the Rulers will be discussing the extension of the Chief Justice’s term of office. One day after the Conference of Rulers, Bernama carried an announcement by the Keeper of the Royal Seal that the Rulers did not even touch on the subject. His Majesty, The Agong, a week before that, had rejected the extension of the Chief Justice’s tenure and that was enough for the Rulers. They supported what The Agong had decided and saw no reason for further raising the matter or to discuss it at the Conference.
Anyway, Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi refuses to accept defeat. He still wants to get in the last word and show the Rulers who is boss. It appears like Penang may soon get a new Governor in the form of the recently-retired Chief Justice. I did say that the position of Governor is reserved for those who have no other place to go and this assumption will soon be proven beyond any shadow of doubt.
The Star, which is MCA-owned, and therefore can be interpreted as ‘Chinese’ since MCA claims to be the legitimate party representing Chinese interests, has also strengthened something else which I have been saying many times in the past: and that is the Chinese, in particular the MCA Chinese, are Umno’s running dogs.
- Location:Study Room
- Mood: cynical
Do u know there is no substitute for a good dinner with 1 bunch of close frens? Yea.... NO SUBSTITUTE....
While I was preparing to wash my car, suddenly i heard an ass hole honk outside my house.. WTF..... And I was shock to see...
Lau MengooOOOOO Yek
Even more when i saw him driving his uncle's fav car..... 
7868... Go beli 4 Ekor!!!!
Since he's here, so I tumpang his car to Taman Esplanad, the stronghold of Baboon and the orchard for Mengo..
His driving was not too bad..... Well, I suspect 99% is because it'sa good car, and 1% is his kopi lesen skill...
Anyway, Boon was the driver for the day. (How do u feel being Ahmad for 1 whole night, fetching ppl here and there? :-p)
SS2 Murni was packed.... Everyone was waiting for a table outside, either to get knocked down by cars or want some bird shits to enchance their food taste. My 'tangki' (bladder) was almsot overflowed, and after I come out from the washroom, there's a table for 4 inside the shop!!!!! Yay....
Yea, 4 chairs... For Me, Baboon, Mich and Yuen. Mengo was away while we were seated, so he have to seat at the corner of the table, risking his head being chopped off or knocked down by waiters carrying big platter of foods! (he came close to that a few times)
Look at their drinks!!! No, they're not couple....YET...perhaps... And Mengo must be thinking: "I need a gf ASAP!"
The food was quite expensive, but worth it. In my opinion, they should reduce salt and Ajinomoto.... Too much of them.....
Yuen said it was too salty....
p/s: there were no pic of me and Boon because no one help me to take my pics... and Boon was sitting beside me( the place was cramped, can't make big body movement!)
- Location:Study Room
- Music:Player - Baby Come Back
Finally!!!!!!! I have time to blog.. the past 2 weeks was nightmares!!!! 1st was the Management assignment which due on last last Friday... Then i have Marketing presentation on last Tuesday.... And finally Marketing Assignment due just now.... Phew..... Sleeping at the average of 3am everyday really takes the toll on me....
Anyway, back to the Tag.... Yea, but none other than Michgorgeous...
Rules: Repeat subject header “I’M TAGGED, THEREFORE…” Copy + paste these rules in your entry. Complete these 15 totally useless statements & questions. Mention who you were tagged by, followed by5 people whom you’ll be tagging. WARNING! Failure to do so will result in you being cursed eternally NO SEX life, and turned into HOMOSEXUAL...
1. If I was the opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like?...
errrr... Janet Jackson's OMG-They-Saw-My-Breast cloth? LOL!!!!!!
2. At 10am this morning, I was…
In Econs class.. Reading newspaper while Ms Chong is teaching... And admiring Weng Fatt's neon blue tie... wtf
3. At 10pm tonight, I will be…
30 minutes from now... I guess I will be relaxing my stressed out mind...
4. Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister?
Thx Mich for saying it's me... But I think Marina Mahathir will be the ideal one...
5. If my spouse told me to do without sex for a year, I would…
Tsk tsk... She won't.. Trust me... I'm too 'irresistable'
6. If I was a piece of a car, I would be the…
iPod player!!!!!
7. If I was told one day that I would have to give up either
1) anything chocolate OR
2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life,
which one will I give up?
chocolate.... No beach, not hot chi
8. Singapore is good for…
Investment, Education, Shopping, Gays(JP sure syok..)....
9. If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be?
I love u.....
10. Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with?
Bush.... Then the military will come and rescue us....
11. Die by drowning or by fire?
Errrr.... drown i guess... Fire is too suffering...
12. What is one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95?
A knife to rob some useless rich ass......
13. If I opened a night club, what would I call it?
Castelio Vernice
14. Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”?
Duno.... Bulb O' Us? Toy'R Us?
15. I think my ass is…
I'll leave it to the gals to decide...
5 kawan I am tagging.....
Baboon
Mengo
Kwan Yee
Sze Sze
Hseang
- Location:Study Room
- Mood:
crazy - Music:Norman Brown - Family
Omg, they even have this club in university!!!!! His uni got around 60+ ppl.. While other shave 200+... wtf wtf...
Then he told me: " Today I saw 2 very cute Japanese guy.. Suddenly they stopped walking, and one of them lick the other's neck.."
OMG...................
U have to wear Pampers when u balik Msia...
- Mood: shocked
- Mood: amused
Thanks God, the monitor was ok.. just for yesterday.... I tried to switch it on today but but... koyak....
So, wat to do... LCD lo...... Heheheh........
I still remember 5 years ago when LCD monitor was no common yet, 15" cost at least RM1000 and above. Now, you can get a 17" for less than RM600!!!!! Of course this subject to the spec.....
I hate to do stuffs alone... So I rang Baboon, Chun Yuen, Yu Da, Kumar, Kwan Yee, Mengq Yek... All not free except for Kumar.... Btw, Kwan Yee, you seems super busy with ur work now huh? Work is work, study is study.. must take care also.. Kawan call u out to chill also tak boleh......
Reach Low Yat at 1.30pm.... I tot it'll be quite ok since it's Ramadan month... But hell, still quite packed with ppl....
Hate it.... babi betul, especially those people with a few of their friends, took the whole road, and talk-laugh, and yet walk slowly.... F*ck u guys la..... Road hoggers.... U think lu punya bapak ke datuk punya jalan ka... Wasting time u know.....
Anyway, went to survey on the specs and prices..... And the contenders:
From Samsung (981BF, 971P-look at it's stand!!!!!!):
From LG (L1960 T Diamond, Fantasy L200W, Fantasy L1900 R) :
I had been eyeing on Samsung 971P for a long time d. It's minimalist style just looks elegance and sexy. The best part? It can be pivoted till a vertical angle, and the WIndows or pictures in it is still horizontal as it has some kinda built-in accelerometer. But it's refresh rate is 6ms (lower is better) and it cost RM1090!!!!!
Then, I saw this LG Fantasy series... Omg..... It's hot and flirtatious..... The middle and the right one actually have this built in red LED that acts like ambient light. Both refresh rate is only 2ms and cost around RM940. The other one, Diamond series has all the latest and best features (but without touch screen), but only cost RM820.
I saw this 22" Viewsonic.... Damn nice.... But I don't think my computer desk can accomodate it.... It only cost around Rm1090.
So I took many many many many price list and went to for yum cha. Little that I know, Kumar haven't take his lunch yet!!! Sorry macha....
After makan, I went to check out some PDA phone..... HTC Touch sux.... For RM1999, it's super slow and hang...No GPS, no QWERTY key.....iPhone killer? Not even the tiniest bit!!!!
Then Eten Gloofish M700.... RM2000... But packed with all the features that I wanted. GPS, QWERTY key, Wifi, bla bla... But no 3G....
So, while on my way up, I went to meet William at Viewnet. Guy, stuffs in Viewnet are 90% cheaper than the rest.. Trust me!!!! U can compare their price list with others.... Best bit? U can still negotiate the price....
I bought myself a high end webcam... The Logitech Quickcam Fusion......
So Jas, next time u no need to complain during wec conference at me looking at the pretty you while you staring at the blank screen in Skype.. Lol.....
Ok, now u guys probably saw my monitor.... Can u guess which monitor that I bought?
Hehehe.....
Yeap..... I bought the L1900 R.......Well.... Why???? All I can say is... "She" seduced me......... I wanted the 971P badly, but 'she' jual mahal, and arrogant and spec not as good as the LG one......
Notice the red ring? It's actually hollow inside. My cousin recon I can put a toilet roll in it. The light is very special. It lights up as if a circle is being drawn..... Let me show u.....
Now u see.....Now u don't......
Cool eh? Ok, maybe to me.........
*update* Wat happened to my old CRT Samsung monitor? Well, I bought to Low Yat, hoping to sell as used item. !st shop, not successful, coz the guy said that the monitor can't be on. ( I was hoping that it works tat time and i can get the RM50.....).
So I went to the 2nd shop, the lady said put it there 1st, as she's busy. Can't test the monitor either coz all her CPU are ocupied for other usage. She say come back after 30mins, or we can take it to other shop. She even gave us her name card, and say"later u come back la.. remember this shop." We placed the onitor on the floor.
So, after I bought the webcam and LCD, I went back again. That was of course, after 1 hour had passed. So we stepped into the shop, and she look at us. Selamba saja..... And say"yes, how may I help u?" WTF!!!!!!
I looked at the floor, and the damn monitor was still at the damn place where I put down just now. WTF!!!!!! Then she saw me looking at the monitor, and tat I think, reminds her of who we are. She was like"Oh.. SOrry sorry.. Now I test and take it la.. " Hey lady, why dun u say"sorry, I forgot....."
The she test test.... Her CPU problem.. Cannot on.... So she changed to other CPU. Damn la.. Tat was already 4.45p. I don't wan to go home any later coz I dun wan to be caught in the damn jam!!!! So, I crossed my finger and hopes the monitor just comes alive... Come on damn monitor, I treat u good enuf right?
Then I press the On/Off button.... Yay!!!!!!!!! It actually goes alive!!!! Yahoo!!!! So, just another 5 mins and I can get my RM50 d!!!! The out of no where, her assistance came and thought that the monitor was still off (the fact is her CPU haven't on), da CBK go and press the On/Off button... I was like"eh.. sudah On la.........." After that, the monitor just went dead....... N**mak!!!!
Stupid assistance.... Brainless....... Great, now the monitor can't go on... And my temper kept rising since then. During this time, the lady says"wait ah.. let me check the otehr CPU. this CPU got problem la.."
I lost my cool and todl her"Eh, wat is this. I am actually rushing ok.... U asked me to come back after 30mins, and now 1 hour had passed. Nothing had been done yet......"
And she got annoyed, showign ehr sour face, and said :"Just now I told u edi, u can wait, then u put here. If not u can take it away.." MCH............Luckily Kumar was there to calm me down...
Then another 10 minutes, she turn and said"eh.. CANNOT ON LA..."
I got fed up, and told her to wait, and acted as if I have to go somewhere to made a phone call..... And we left Low Yat... Lol......
The reason? Firstly, let the monitor be there, and let her think /in dilemma of wat to do with it. Secondly, the monitor is going to dumpster anyway. Third and the last reason, at least when i left it there, there is this possibility the monitor is repaired and reused, or being recycled, instead of carrying back or throw it somewhere where it can pollute the environment.....
- Location:Study Room
- Music:Kaskade - Stars Align